BARACK OBAMA

RAPING THE REPUBLIC   ©

by Norman Liebmann

The Obama Presidency means that everyone whoever died for American freedom means they died for nothing. Once you’ve said Obama is Islam’s accomplice-at-large you’ve said it all.

The Barack Obama’s Allahu Akbar Presidency has begun to make Michelle think of herself as Florence of Arabia. It is a given that our First Lady could not squeeze her ass through the Holland Tunnel but would have to walk around it. Michelle Obama’s carbon footprint is a perfect match for the “Yeti”.

Nancy Pelosi (Poison in a Pant Suit) should be re-titled Speaker of the House of Reprehensibles. Pelosi is a National Yeast Infection. Barack Obama is the Somali That Fell Off His Trolley. (Incidentally, Pelosi’s injections must have failed. The Botox rejected her face.)

While meeting with the Emperor of Japan, Obama got off another one of his bodacious boogie-bender bows. Apparently Obama is obliged to genuflect because the word has gotten around Asia that his check is no good and even his handshake bounces.

Having apologized to the Japanese for World War II, doubtless Obama will go to Hawaii and piss on the Arizona Memorial at the bottom of Pearl Harbor as sign of his sincerity. It would be a profound honor and a privilege to use his eye as an ideal receptacle for saliva as a sign of American patriotism.

Never mind Afghanistan, Barack should send forty thousand troops to quell the riots among the restless natives in Chicago. While Iran has found a way to enrich uranium, in the inner city they’ve been working on a way to enrich cocaine.

Hillary Clinton’s world tours indicate she will run for President. She feels so confident of winning she is already planning to serve her second term first.

Secretary of State Clinton’s only discernible function is to convey threats from those two ugly dwarfs who run Iran and North Korea to Obama’s grovel-ready administration. Jimmy Carter still insists he handled the hostage crisis with Iran correctly. Someone should remind Carter of Tennessee Williams’ admonition that “There is a time to depart even when there’s no place to go”.

If I had to guess, I would say Rahm Emanuel is the Charles Manson of the Obama Administration. Manson has his swastika tattooed on his forehead. My guess is that Rahm Emanuel has his swastika embroidered on his ballet slippers. Will Rahm Emanuel choreograph the next war?

This holiday season San Francisco residents might celebrate by exchanging AIDS viruses. They don’t usually wait for Christmas to do that. Congressional pervert Barney Frank may be invited to reign as Queen of San Francisco’s Annual Sexual Been There Done That Parade. Barney is considering introducing legislation to change the Inscription on the Statue of Liberty to read “Send me your cuddly masses longing to be gay”.

Had Obama been a red man rather than a black man, he would have been The Least of the Mohicans. The Presidency has gone downhill since George Washington. Would the quality of the government in Washington improve if we stocked the Potomac with crocodiles?

In desperation to promote the Obama Health Plan, Obama trotted out Bill Clinton, The Dating Game President. Obama may appoint Bill as his Copulation Czar. It could be the first time in the history of Washington a round peg may finally find its way into a round hole. (I don’t wish Bubba any bad luck but when he is finally transported to the cemetery I hope his hearse throws a wheel.) Incidentally, the White House Czars don’t need to be vetted; they need to be raked - like manure.

Obama’s dithering on Afghanistan is due to the fact that he got his dither caught in his zipper. America is living through a pestilence called an Obamacide. Obama’s darkness is deepening and taking America down into the abyss with it. It is past time to start impeachment proceedings to throw that Arab out of the Oval Tent.

Now that they’ve integrated the Astronaut program, will NASA be obliged to put a parole board on the moon?

In the days before Affirmative Action you could acquire ignorance without going to college.

Obama found the way to manage the economy is to redistribute poverty. He converted the American economy from the Wreck of the Hesperus to the Wreck of the Prosperous.

Tim Geithner may soon establish The Titanic Savings and Loan. It will be the first monetary institution to go down for the third time. In the wake of the all but collapsed American monetary system, the dollar may be replaced by a lead coin with Barack Obama’s image on it and called a niggaroon. Obama’s next stimulus trillion will be used to build a train connection between 125^th Street and Martha’s Vineyard.

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed managed to resist 128 sessions of water boarding but finally broke after being forced to sit through 128 screenings of the Jerry Lewis movie The King of Comedy. It is apparent that Obama is bringing the Gitmo terrorists to New York, not to give them a trial but to give them a triumph.

The mainstream media’s exists for the dissemination of trivia and misinformation. What a mission. Fox News has America’s freedom hanging by a cable.

Louis Farrakhan blames his prostate cancer on white men. (Toto, I don’t think we’re in Sloan Kettering anymore.)

Our President can’t find a way to stay off television. This is not an Administration. It’s Videodrome.

Is Eric Holder really the black Hannibal Lecter? And is the Oval Office where little white lies go to get a fresh coat of black?

The most overrated person in the media is Geraldo Rivera - principally regarded so by Geraldo Rivera.

Obama will be remembered as The Father of Swine Flu and dim twisted light bulbs – mmm mmm mmm.

Martin Luther King had a lot of wonderful things to say. He just didn’t realize the kind of rabble he was wasting his words on.

Chances are Obama will call for a beer summit. Osama bin Laden could show up with an AK47 and Obama will show up armed with a 22 caliber teleprompter. Where did Obama get the idea that saying something is the same as doing something? Accordingly, the Obamas are dancing on the White House lawn now that their spiritual mentor, Jeremiah, the Jig, is back in town.

Either Obama suffers from pubic scalp or he wears his hair in a closely cropped Afro. (Eventually the Energy Czar will suggest that they harness Barack’s ears for use as wind sails.)

Will Major Malik Nidal Hasan’s lawyers claim the reason that he ran amok was because his turban got over wound? Are the Arab fanatics that have been infiltrated into the U.S. Army are programmed to “snap”? And inasmuch as Major Hasan is an Arab will Obama decide to blackwash him? Will the White House ask Osama bin Laden and Juan Williams to testify as a tag team in his defense or are they more effective for Al Qaeda where they are? Nothing can or will go right until our Imam-in-Chief is ejected from the Oval Tent. (Why didn’t Major Hasan come under suspicion after the CIA realized he carried a camel turd in his wallet for identification?)

While George and Laura Bush were paying homage to the fallen at Fort Hood, was Obama hiding in the woodpile? Or was Obama was celebrating Acorn Day at Leavenworth?

The extraordinarily vast population of Africa refutes the popular belief that when penises turn black – they fall off.

Having become the Party of Death, they will change the name of their Party to The Doomocrats.

The Pentagon is conjuring with the question, that an aircraft carrier isn’t much good in a street fight. They would do better to get to work on a new bomb called the Mosque buster. Perhaps you can’t win the war in Afghanistan from the air but you can make every rag head in the Middle East keep his head down.

Obama has turned Detroit into Damascus and Pelosi has turned California into Tobacco Road. The Democrats failed in their attempt to use illegal aliens to make California into a chef salad. The only thing that got planted in California was Cesar Chavez.

Obama will encourage medical schools to accept members of minorities who want to be doctors. The program is will be called Affirmative Affliction.

Democrats can’t tell a President from a primate. Obama barely squeezes into either classification.

Welfare recipients believe that getting money from Obama is confirmation that not only that they’re poor, but that they probably did something to deserve it.

The military has turned down volunteers who are too fat or too undereducated to serve. On the other hand Congress is convinced that in combat a fat, stupid soldier is the easiest one to hide behind. Along those lines, will the gays in the military insist on lace trim on their flak jackets?

Apparently that treasonous pig in the White House has refused to send forty thousand soldiers to help our troops in Afghanistan – or anyplace else that might interfere with the crooked schemes of the rest of the Democrat traitors in Congress. If Obama sends the forty thousand troops anywhere it will probably be against Israel.

“Grossie” Pelosi plans to send Americans who can’t afford health insurance to prison. Perhaps she wants to turn the Mayo Clinic into a penal colony.

The way to save America is by ending Political Correctness. It does not make any difference by what politically correct name we call people. The blacks know what they are – and so do we. Black men still insist white men can't jump. Black men can jump, but they keep forgetting the way down.

California is hoping to solve its water shortage problem by requiring new home to be equipped with no flush toilets. Well, it’s a beginning. Any attorney might set out to prove water is not wet if there is a buck to be made out of it.

Every time either Barbara Boxer or Dianne Feinstein appears. I get a burning sensation in my circumcision.

Joe Biden has been challenged to debate an anvil. The smart money is on the anvil.

And this …

A note of disenchantment: Paul McCartney recently said, "The  Beatles weren’t that good."
 
They were good enough.

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